5.18.2009

Umberto's Chorizo y Calimotxo

Step 1) Buy expensive chorizo that taste good.

Step 2) Heat the chorizo in a cast iron with some olive oil.

Step 3) Yum.

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Step 1) Buy some inexpensive wine that tastes like shit.

Step 2) Mix equal parts Coca-Cola Classic with the wine.

Step 3) Jrunk.

1 comment:

  1. I LOVE that you called him Umberto. Rob, steps 1 and 3 of your calimotxo are both offensive and hilarious!

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